Wednesday, 15 October 2008

read this.. wat u can do when u're bored in malls

14 things a man can do at Hyperama while his wife is taking her time
1. Get 24 boxes of condoms & randomly put them in people's trolleys when they aren't looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5 minuteintervals.
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the ladiestoilet.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone: 'Code 3 in Housewares... and see what happens.
5. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on credit.
6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. Set-up a tent in the Camping Department? and tell other shoppers you are sleeping over and invite them in if they bring pillows from theBedding Department.
8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask: "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
9. Look right into the security camera, use it as a mirror and pick yournose.
10. While handling large knives in the Kitchen Dept, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are located.
11. Dart around the store suspiciously, while loudly humming the themefrom Mission Impossible.
12. Hide in a clothing rack .. . . and when people browse through, say:"PICK ME!!! PICK ME!!!"
13. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, hit the floor and assume the fetal position and scream "NO!...It's those voices again!!!"And last but not least:
14. Go into a fitting room, shut the door and wait a while... then yell loudly: "There's no toilet paper in here!"

boobs are no longer wan shin's pride...

boobs are no longer gal's trademark... haha
Grab Two Boobs today!

topless calender

Dunno which is bigger boobies or belly!
Would you want them on your office calender?
Works been like shit! Time to be topless!







wan some sushi?

tian says she like raw sushi and she never c the photo of consequences.. now let her see this..






Do you still want to eat Sushi? Think TWICE!!
This is a true case of a Japanese man from Gifu Prefecture who incessantly about a persistent headache. Mr. Shota Fujiwara loves his sashimi and sushi very much to the extent of trying to get them as "alive and fresh" as can be for his insatiable appetite. He developed a severe headache, but for the past three years had put it off as migraine and stress from work.
It was only when he started losing his phsyco-motor skills that he sought medical help. A brain scan and x-ray revealed little however. But upon closer inspection by a specialist on his scalp, the Doctor noticed small movements beneath his skin. It was then that the Doctor did a local anaesthetic to his scalp and discovered the cause! Tiny tapeworms crawled out! Major surgery was t! hus immediately called for and the extent of the infestation was horrific!
Remember : tapeworms, roundworms and their eggs which abound in all fish, fresh or saltwater, can only be killed by thorough cooking and/or freezing the fish to between -4 deg C - 0 degsC

Tuesday, 14 October 2008

Im back,,

study..study..suden mis u al..
wasai after so so long din post here..suden add so many ppl name ki..welcome welcome..
n wan shin so sexy nia haha..

nowadays..juz can say..stres stres stres stres..
every nite slep late stil nvm..
when evening wan take a nap oso cant slep wel..awake easily by noise..
haiz..pray hard tat i can stand til d end ba..

ah wu..i realy ned ur help le..
d attachment leter we duno how 2 write la..
gv me sum points..lik wat is ur tujuan..
besides, anyone noe attachment malay cal wat?
got ppl say 'bekerja sambil belajar'..
but v funny n weird la..

h.hao, confirm ady..
STPM is recogniz whole world include england..
hehe..i check those uni thru net le o..

d genting ting..anyone who wan come along..
register wif me o nick ASAP..haha..

erm..now bo eng upload photo ady..wait after exam la ha..

k tats al 4 now..i wan continue my organic chem ady..
every1 take care o!

Monday, 13 October 2008

SMM dota tournament!! ^^

haha...my team HXS...强吗?but we lost to dirty hands....

oh my!! i can believe it!!


still rmb who's her.. still noe her??? she's the joker of us......
miss big boobs tan wan shin.....pretty leh?? collector's edition a
haha..
wu... next time if u c her in the lingerie,
i think u'll lie down impatiently.. haha.. joking joking..